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Graphic: Taking stock of the world’s nuclear missiles
This week, China urged Russia and the United States to slash their nuclear arms. Top Chinese official Cheng Jingye told a meeting in Vienna, “As countries with [the] largest nuclear arsenals, the U.S. and Russia should continue to make drastic reductions in their nuclear arsenals in a verifiable and irreversible manner.”](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3m93by5UZ1qze0z6o1_500.gif)
Graphic: Taking stock of the world’s nuclear missiles
This week, China urged Russia and the United States to slash their nuclear arms. Top Chinese official Cheng Jingye told a meeting in Vienna, “As countries with [the] largest nuclear arsenals, the U.S. and Russia should continue to make drastic reductions in their nuclear arsenals in a verifiable and irreversible manner.”
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.George Carlin (via dreaminginstasis)
If anyone wants that “Hey, Assbutt” mp3:
It’s my duty to share this with the world.
Everyone should have the opportunity to have this as a ringtone.
“SO HELP ME GOD Holmes if you’re doing that cigar thing again I will murder you and it will be easy to solve.”
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is some of my favorite comedians. David Mitchell is probably my favorite.
Who is your favorite?
May the odds be ever in your favor.
NotesLive from the first annual Fandom Hunger Games!
Rory Williams from District 11 was the first to die, shot by John Watson from 221! But then, we all knew he’d die first. John shot in retaliation, thinking his partner Sherlock was dead, but he was just pretending. John also shot the Doctor, and just as we were about to announce his death, he suddenly started glowing and became an entirely different person, which may be against the rules. We have to check on that.
Strangely enough, I’m told we can’t find Frodo, and that all attempts on District 394’s Harry Potter’s life have strangely backfired.
Also, we are reiterating the rules one more time: you must remain in the Games. You are not permitted to leave the arena. Any time and space travelling capsules, classic cars, broomsticks, taxis, and/or angels attempting to raise their charges from perdition will be confiscated.
